makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

JUST WHEN i GET COMFORTABLE BEING A NiCE…. SOMETHING HAPPENS TO REMIND ME WHY MY HEART IS FROZEN WITH VERSACE iCE

Ego
by Burial & Four Tet, Thom Yorke + 6,703 plays

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

Don’t hate your body because it’s too fat or too thin; hate it because it’s a prison of flesh and its existence is meaningless.

me: feels lonely
me: isolates self

genderoftheday:

Todays gender of the day is: A deer going P:

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.